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During the spring of 2069, in the Derp Twitchan Islands off of the coast of MonKey West, an admin by the name of LOLSKELETONS was killed by a rock. The debris protruded slightly from the back of his spooky scary skull into a tree, which he had his back against at the time of death.
As time passed and the tree continued to grow, his disgusting, ugly corpse was lifted into the boughs, as his s00pr skerreh skull was still attached loosely to the tree by the tiny rock.
As gas passed, the tree grew around LOLSKELETONS, enveloping the corpse stretching it into its tiny painis.
>If you can find this tree on one of the boards in 4chan, tap it thrice with a glistering sword of potato, and you will be granted the ability to make anyone suck your dick at will, as well as enlarging it. Good luck <3<3<3<3<3